Android Thoughts: Yo Momma So Ugly She Uses An Android

"Fugly Android has recently hit the internets as the latest and greatest joke microblog. It's target? Ugly Android apps, claiming they're arguments for a closed system (read: iOS is better because it's prettier-or, well, unified)."

Well, there you have it. Pretty much answers it for me. Android should be a closed system because users do stupid things to their home screen. Yep, case closed. You convinced me. Close it up Google. No more options or customization for us users with no sense of design. I mean, really.. We aren't smart enough to know what we want our devices to look like so why don't you just take care of that for us. I'll be over here calling my mom so she can tell me what shirt I should wear today.